I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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