1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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