some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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