He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
