I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
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