Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
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