plz talk dirty to me
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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