In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Randomize
