I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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