He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Randomize
