i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
Randomize
