How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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