Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
I am mentally ready for anal.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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