Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
dude i'm inner monologue high
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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