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you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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