Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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