I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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