Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
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