I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
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