Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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