how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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