There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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