you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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