do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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