The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
Randomize
