I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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