she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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