if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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