Even water is tasting like jack daniels
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
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