I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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