help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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