I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
soo... how was my night?
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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