in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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