He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize