So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
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