Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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