why didn't you poke me back
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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