No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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