..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
My brain says no but my pants say off.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I think your dad took our porno
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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