wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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