Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
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