You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
Randomize
