Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
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