so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
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