Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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