so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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