I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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