Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
I'm way too hungover for life right now
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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