No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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