How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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