So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
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