xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
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