1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
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