I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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