fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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