Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
Success! We fucked roommates!
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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