What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Randomize
